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I had to come out of my hustlin’ to get a 9-5 (which I finally got by the way) to write about some of tge fuckery going on. So here I go…

You Mad Huh?

Ciara really not feeling the media especially ghetto blogs. What is that suppose to mean or whom was she speaking to is beyond me but whoever it is has gotten her real pissed. Recently the sometime singer showed off an engagement ring given to her by her auto-tuned boyfriend Future (now don’t get him twisted with TPain although he could be his illegitimate son). Shortly after rumors popped off that she was already spawning his child which explains the engagement. I know what you’re thinking, well he has 3 other baby mammas what makes Ciara so damn special? She’s a celebrity that’s why. A lukewarm one but a celebrity nonetheless. She not only got slammed for getting engaged with this lil boy with 3 different baby mammas but for also getting pregnant. What threw Ciara in a tizzy was the flack she got for taking a pic with 2 of the baby mammas at his concert with the caption #family. What the what?!

Now I’ve been civilized with my baby daddy’s wifey but to put her in the same category as family? Nah I’m good. That was reaching Ciara. Stop trying to get in good, he is not even a good catch. I’ll give this ratchetness a year then she will really be taking pics with the rest the baby mammas, for court purposes….just sayin.

Love & Hip Hop

I guess I should expect anything from Erica Mena but after watching the latest episode of Love & Hip Hop I realized she could still surprise me. When did she become a lesbian? Was anyone else confused when she was talking with Rich Dollaz? Speaking of, he had to be terrible in bed if this chic turned to picochu. Damn that had to make a brotha sick.

Will It Ever Happen?

So Mr. Jones can get Chrissy’s face tatted on his arm, under the words Money Over Bitches, but he can’t marry her? Have you seen the show? All it’s about is arguing over getting married. Now she has convinced herself that she doesn’t want to get married now because they have to sort some shit out. Who she trying to convince us or herself? Let me save you some time Chrissy. You have a better chance at getting married and impregnated by his mama than Jim Jones. I know I’m not the only one. Sound off.

Peace and luv!

Posted from none other than your favorite writer’s favorite writer Ms Talia

As we all know Chris Brown has gotten his high yellow behind arrested, no surprise there however what is a surprise is who was there to support him in court today. No it wasn’t Rihanna. It was his mama who probably was there to get first dibs on whooping his ass for acting a fool and also Trey Songz. What the hell was he doing there?

Now the reason for the brawl was because two gay men tried to get on his tour bus and Chris wasn’t having it. But isn’t it odd that Chris keeps getting into it with gay men? Frank Ocean. Drake. And now these two. Maybe what really went down is Chris wanted a lil creep, creep and the men didn’t want to be with Breezy so he fights them. Just sayin.

Put a Ring On It

Well Ciara has made an honest man out of ugly ass Future. Damn did I say that? Anywhoo, rapper Future finally put a ring on Ciara’s finger. Congrars to you just don’t have a baby with the kid.

Sucka For Relevancy

I like Benzino I really do, he seems like a cool person to chill with but he is old as hell and I think he needs to sit down somewhere. Since he obviously has trouble with finding love he has decided to take a page out of Flava Flav’s book and do a show called Sucka For Love on VH1. It’s set to air in the spring of 2014 and your boy Stevie J and Joseline are set to be the executive producers. All hell is about to break loose. Will you tune in?

Rumored Love & Hip Hop

Love & Hip Hop is trying to be universal. I heard it’s going to Australia. But lets focus on the alledged crew over here. These are not official but damnit it would be kind of interesting if it was true. Karrucheche Tran, Miss Joie (Bow Wow’s baby mama), Tyga and Christina Milian’a boo Jas Prince. What do you think? Love & Hip Hop is set to be in LA and if that is the case it is rumored that Ray J will have a hand in producing it. Hmmm…

Bitch Please

K. Michelle can sang but how do we know that if every time we turn around she is beefin with someone? The most recent is with her costar Erica Mena and for what I have no clue, Erica seems so damn irrelevant but she got K. Michelle dipping and diving into seclusion while in New York. K. Michelle, I’m gone need you to take a long seat down somewhere with all these petty beefs you’re conjuring up every other day, real shit.

Peace and luv!

Posted from none other than your favorite writer’s favorite writer Ms Talia

SOOO happy it’s Friday finally….

I got a new song for you from Ciara called Overdose…..its an okay song, but I’m more interested in the cover of her and Future…SEXY SEXY….oh check out the song below..lol

R.Kelly has a new song with no album out,but he can do that because he been in the game forever, forever ever, forever ever …lol. Reminds me of something Prince would do.

Miguel is definitely having a good year. He has a new single called, Let”s Can’t Sleep Together. I’m kind of feeling it.

Chrisette Michele has a new joint called, Love Won’t Leave Me Out. She is definitely bringing that old school feel back to music.

Well that’s all folx..enjoy the weekend…be safe…be blessed!!!!!

Black Firsts

Florida teen Gabrielle Turnquest has made the record and we are proud of her. She has become the youngest person to pass the Bar of England and Wales exam. She is only 18. She wants to pass the Bar now in the U. S. It runs in the family because her sister passed it at the age of 22, the average age to pass is 27. Turnquest wants to become a fashion law specialist.

Also the organization that heads the Oscars, AMPAS, has put their first African American woman president Cheryl Boone Isaacs! She previously served as president of marketing for New Line Cinema and Paramount Pictures.

Can’t Knock the Hustle

Now I normally don’t knock people for the hustle cause hey it’s hard out here for a pimp or a pimpstress in this case.

It’s been released that the I’m Out singer Ciara has started selling her recent album on the site GroupOn. Her P. R. probably was thinking that she should use up every avenue when it comes to selling the album but GroupOn though? Twitter lit up with witty cracks for the girl but I wanna know how you feel on it.

Nicki Responds

Last week DJ Khaled made a dramatic proposal on MTV to Nicki Minaj. It flipped everybody, especially me, out and had us wondering when the hell did they start dating? Well it was for an upcoming song on a new album called I Wanna Be With You. Nicki Minaj responded with this,

“I was shocked just like the rest of the world. I was cracking up laughing with the rest of the world cause Khaled is a master at what he does.”

Thank god considering he’s married.

Peace and luv!

Posted from none other than your favorite writer’s favorite writer Ms Talia

This Trayvon Martin case has sparked controversy from all ends. The verdict really has sparked controversy within communities especially our community. I am proud that we are standing up and refusing to be thrown away just like the judicial system has thrown away such a potential young man such as Trayvon Martin. His legacy will live on and we will do this for his parents and every black parent who is scared to let their kids be kids because people can go and pop off whenever they want to and use the excuse that they felt afraid.

A current list of celebrities who are refusing to play in Florida due to the Stand Your Ground law has been released and here is the list:
Mary Mary
Eddie Levert
Patti Labelle
Rolling Stones
Madonna
Alicia Keys
Rihanna
Erykah Badu
Wale
Young Jeezy
Charlie Wilson
Joe
Ciara
Rod Stewart
Maze/Frankie Beverly
Parliament
Usher
Will.i.am
R. Kelly
Trey Songz
Mary J.
Jay Z
Kanye
Justin Timberlake
Kelly Rowland
Keyshia Cole

I hope there was a mistake because I don’t see Beyonce’s name on there. Anyway Justin’s 50/50 tour was supposed to start in Miami but he has said this, “I refuse to entertain a state whose government allows people to shoot-n-kill unarmed teenagers!”
Thank you. I’m for sure Trayvon’s parents are appreciative too. This is what Stand Our Ground is!

Peace and luv!

Posted from none other than your favorite writer’s favorite writer Ms Talia