Urban Image Magazine

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    FAKE STORY: The Seahawks Canceled Russel Wilson’s $84 Million Extension

    TURNS OUT THAT THIS INFORMATION IS FAKE! OUR APOLOGIES. THE SITE TMOSOCIAL IS A SPAM DOMAIN. IT IS NOT OUR INTENT TO PUBLISH FAKE OR FRAUDULENT ARTICLES. THIS SLIPPED PAST ME, MY MISTAKE, MY APOLOGY. THANK YOU! Due to recent discovery that Russel Wilson used performance enhancement PowerTestro the...
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    …And the Winner is…Ben Carson

    It is what it is. I am giving Ben Carson Urban Image Magazine’s first ever coon of the year award. It consists of a size 11.5 Air Max right in his a**. If someone sees him, tell him to please come claim his prize. I have been hearing the...
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    Serena vs Venus : They’re Both Winners

    The Williams sisters have battled each other 26 times, with Serena winning 15 matches to Venus’ 11. Today, they face each other again in the US Open Quarter finals. In my book, it doesn’t really matter who wins between the two because they’re already winners. They’ve broken down barriers...
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    11-Year-Old Boy Shoots Intruder in the Head

    On Thursday afternoon, an 11 year-old-boy and his 4-year-old sister were left home alone. Two suspects attempted to break in on two separate occasions. On the 3rd try, they gained entry into the residence. But to their surprise, an 11-year-old boy shot the 16-year-old intruder in the head, fatally...
  • Evander and son

    Evander Holyfield’s Son Commits to University of Georgia

    Elijah Holyfield, at 204 pounds, standing 5’11”, runs the 40 in 4.50, netted 28 touchdowns, and ran for 1,735 yards. Unstoppable. The 17-year-old, class of 2016 gridiron standout has committed to the University of Georgia. He took the stage with two bulldog puppies to make his point. He’s a...
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    Chicago’s deadliest Wednesday since 2003

    “I imagine one of the reasons people cling to their hates so stubbornly is because they sense, once hate is gone, they will be forced to deal with pain.” ― James Baldwin, The Fire Next Time I don’t sleep well. At all. So, in the wee hours of the...
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    Will the NFL Take a Hard Hit From Will Smith’s New Movie Concussion?

    A lot of people have been whispering about Will Smith’s new movie since the release of the trailer. Some speculate that the NFL is nervous, maybe even angry about the upcoming release. Yesterday, there was a story released by Chris Korman on For The Win that alleges Sony altered the...
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    Good Morning From Urban Image Magazine!

    What’s goin’ down with everybody? Just wanted to take the time to tell y’all good morning and have a good day. Stay focused and avoid all distractions. I think I’m speaking more to myself than anybody else. There’s a lot of good changes on the way…...
  • Tom Brady

    Brady Beats Deflategate

    Brady’s back! Hell, did he ever leave? The NFL suspended Brady after reaching the conclusion that he was part of a conspiracy to let air out of some footballs before the Super Bowl. After failing to reach a settlement, U.S. District Judge Richard Berman issued an order tossing Tom...
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