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There were quite a few stories in the entertainment world this week that had me trippin’. In case you’ve been living under some massive soundproof rock let me run through those stories.
Possible Black Bachelor?
I’ve never watched the Bachelor. Really don’t have the need to. For some reason I get an allergic reaction with the itching, stuffy nose and sneezing when I see desperate women fighting over one guy. Way too perfect Ken dolls who are supposedly accomplished and wealthy pick from an array of women (some of these women have little ones back home that they left so that baby can watch mama act like a damn fool on tv). Anywhoo, he gives roses to the woman he wants to keep on board. All of the men look just alike with the white complexion, toned body, see through colored eyes, and bleached hair. This season ABC is switching it up, there are talks about a black bachelor! I wanna know was that their intention when the show was being pitched to networks to have no black bachelors? Are there not enough intelligent, successful black men? I see them everywhere I go so how do they not see them? Anyway his name is Lamar Hurd. It doesn’t say what he does but he is nice to look at. Will you be watching?
Rhianna Desperate For Love?
I would think Ms. Fiery Rhianna would have no problem finding a man. I’m not in no way shape or form a lesbian however this girl got me having a girl crush. Lately comments have been made about Rhi-Rhi’s choices especially about the men she has been linked to. This recent one has me speechless if it’s true. Rhianna has been spotted leaving Demi’s ex-husband Ashton Kutcher’s home at 4 in the morning. Guess who probably is singing Melanie Fiona’s 4 am song? Poor Demi can’t catch a break for nothing! She obviously has issues with getting older and to see her ex husband with bomb-ass Rhianna probably didn’t help those insecurities. Sources close to Demi claimed she freaked out when she saw the pics of Rhianna leaving his house. I guess she upped the bar because allegedly Rhianna caught pics of Demi naked on his phone (Demi? Ugh, she’s been looking mighty anorexic lately what makes her think he’d be turned on by that?). This sounds like a repeat of what happened the night her and Chris Brown got into it. I don’t know but it doesn’t sound right to me. I think Rhi-Rhi just wants to cuddle with someone because her ex is in a long-term relationship that even she, the trendsetting boss bish, couldn’t tamper with. To Rhi-Rhi baby girl you’re absolutely gorgeous and successful; I know it’s hard but please you’re young. I don’t believe women should be in a serious relationship or married in their twenties. Society has made it seem as though by such and such age we have to be married with kids. Marriage and having kids is not for everyone, stop conforming yourself around others’ expectations. Have fun, do you! Be a hoe not a wife right now. Just sayin.
“Did I Do That?”
Yeah boo you did! Dancing With The Stars wanted drama this season well they got it in the most unlikely place. Jaleel White was said to have gotten in a heated fight with his dance instructor during practice that led her to storm out. I guess it doesn’t help his image either after his ex-wife has come all the way out and said Jaleel has admitted under oath of physically abusing her. Ain’t that some shit and I mean that literally. He admitted to slamming her so hard against a toilet that it burst causing water to go everywhere. Wow! I would never have guessed he was like that. You never know what goes on behind closed doors. I guess those years rocking suspenders and ultra tight yeast infecting, flooded pants got him needing to release some balled up steam. Get it together Jaleel before the only ball you will be awarded will be two big ones attached to a man named Bubba.
Of All The Things….Chicken?
I luv some chicken. Fried, baked, smothered in gravy I don’t care I luv it! So it tripped me out when a Burger King commercial with legendary Mary J aired then was immediately taken off the air because black people were offended. Oooh, if you could see my face right now. Really? You mad cause of some chicken? Of all the things to be upset about we choose to be upset over a black woman singing about a crispy chicken sandwich. If I was another race I’d be shaking my head at our foolery. I know the recent situation with Trayvon Martin has gotten us all hyped up (as it should) but I really need us to stop reaching. Every little thing can’t make us scream out racist! After awhile it will be others not believing us just like the boy that cried wolf. I saw the commercial, didn’t see the big deal attached to it and kept it moving; just wish everyone else would have too.
Smells Like A Publicity Stunt To Me
The two divas are at it again. Yep, Kanye and Kim K. have confirmed that they are a couple. Lawd, lawd, lawd. This heifa been passed around more times than a blunt session with Snoop Dogg! I could see if she had purpose other than being a blow up doll but what does she do but take a few pics and ride around in a souped up whip she can’t even spell? I really did like her and defended her a few times because she used her 15 minutes to hustle up a tv show but now I’ve lost all respect for everybody but Khloe, I like her cause she has some sense. Then enters the other half to the diva couple Kanye. It’s no coincidence that he is releasing a single soon which means an album is to follow which means he needs publicity cause God forbid he uses his talent to pull in high numbers. Guess Amber Rose called it. If you think about it they are meant for each other. I can only imagine these two lesbians competing for the mirrors in the house or wearing the same jeans or heels. Kanye needed a dumb broad he can control on a regular basis and now he has his wish. Wherever they decide to marry hopefully it’s one of the states that have passed the law for lesbians to wed.
Beyonce On Twitter and Tumblr!
Beyonce stans got a nice surprise this week. Beyonce finally got a Twitter account as well as created a Tumblr blog. Pics of the star and her family are posted on the blog giving people sort of a different side of Bey, a funny relaxed side. There are people who before a whole day passed twisted their ashy lips to question why she always out with the baby, she’s usually so to herself. Or the rumor still is circulating that the baby is fake. Look I’ve known women who can’t have kids or have miscarried so I don’t question a baby’s real existence or not. And as far as her all of a sudden strolling about with the baby why wouldn’t she? That is a proud accomplishment. I see a lot of hoodrats walking outside a day after poppin out a baby with a trail of her offspring following right behind her so what’s the difference? Would it kill you to say something nice?
Which Housewife Is Fired?
This one is all kinds of wrong but funny. This week the producers of The Real Housewives of Atlanta flew Sheree out to New York and told her she is fired. Couldn’t they just call? Here’s my proof I’m going to hell; apparently Sheree broke out bawling, doing the ugly cry and begging for them NOT to fire her. That is hilarious! I would have been rolling all over that floor if I was in that office. I don’t know how the producers kept a straight face through it all. I can see why they did it – she’s boring. Girl at least take the firing with the little dignity you have left. She walk around like she boss bish, brand name every thang and such but Evelyn Lozada said it best, “Bitch you ain’t about that life!”
Peace and luv!
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