Sex Toys In The Bedroom?

Posted by TaliaRice on Feb 19, 2012 • comments(0)

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I am a firm believer that you have to keep it funky fresh in the bedroom, especially now with dudes/females waiting impatiently on the side for you to fuck up and for them to fuck your unhappy partner. So how do you keep it freaky in the bedroom? Washing machine? Car? Or Church?

Toys!

For years sex toys have pretty much been geared for women. If your man was out of town or if you didn’t have one a vibrator or dildo took care of that need until the real thing came along. But have you ever been getting it in with your partner and use that vibrator that is under your pillow or stashed in the drawer next to the bed? You probably wondering why would you do that if you have the real thing right beside you. To enhance your already spicy (or not so spicy) fuck session. You are missing out on some mind blowing sex if you haven’t tried this. I’m not saying you need to break out the heavy artillery all at once, we don’t want you scaring the other person away. Start small. I’ll share just a tid bit to help you get things poppin’ off as soon as tonight.

Vibrators. Walk into a sex store and you will see walls of various vibrators. It is really all up to how comfortable you are. There is a small vibrator called the Bullet because well it looks like a bullet and it will shoot some serious pleasure in you. How do you both enjoy this while sexing? Whether he’s on top or you, put the bullet right in the middle of you two and get it in! Imagine exploding at the same time. That vibrator will intensify both of your orgasms. You might cause an earthquake doing it this way so make sure the kiddies are at grandma’s. Another way is while he is pounding it from the back he could have that vibrator right on your clit. Maybe as four play you could go buckwild solo while he watches. Men think that is so sexy to see their girl get off on her own.

Dildos. Now I’m about to be a tad bit raunchy with it so if you are conservative I advise you don’t read on.

Ok….even though females deny it they would love to have all of their holes filled at the same time. Don’t lie chicas I know you think about it every once in awhile. I know your man may not be so down to bringing in another man to fulfill that fantasy (well most wouldn’t). So what can you use? A big hard dildo. Lube that dildo all up and let him slide it on in that ass while it’s all up in the air. Enjoy having all of your walls hit at the same time. Getting it in the ass will take some getting use to so again lube that baby up real good and loosen those ass muscles. If you still not feeling it at least you can say you tried.

Fake Picacho. There are these toys that looks like a small baton but at the end is what looks like a pussy (holes in all) but without the actual body. Turn that baby on and put it right on his hard stick. It will feel like he is getting a real blowjob. Go a little harder and hum on those ever so neglected balls. This will send him to Mars (at least that is what I heard

That’s a decent start, I don’t want to send any of you to the emergency room for doing some S&M ish. I would like to know how do you feel about toys in the bedroom is there a certain time frame that you should wait before poppin the toys out? Me personally will not bring my freaky stash out on just anyone a man has to work for that privalege. However if that floats your boat then do you. Did I miss anything? I know there are some downright freaky ass people out there. Go ahead and comment, I won’t tell. Whatever you do keep it safe.

Peace and luv!